Wednesday, June 17, 2009


I am stealing from my dear Mrs. Spit.

How to play:
Type "unfortunately" and your name into google. Really, it's that simple.

Unfortunately, Heidi & Spencer Return Swine Free.

unfortunately Heidi chose to take the paths more often travelled rather than the one less travelled

Unfortunately Heidi (who until meeting him seemed like a decent chick who had all her natural body parts, was a bit ditzy, a little annoying

And my personal favorite...
unfortunately heidi may be trapped ….. wake up and smell the man stink heidi.

Why does Heidi Montag-Pratt have to be so popular right now?? She is ruining a good name!!!


Anonymous said...

i got: "Unfortunately, Sarah took these and many other fascinating facts with her to her grave." well ... if i had to die, at least it sounds like i had a fascinating time of it! ;D

Anonymous said...

I got: "Unfortunately, Bree happens to mention to Margaret (Elizabeth Peña), her shrink, that she got this strange phone call, from this kid, who, maybe, well, maybe, might be her son, from back in the day when she was calling herself Stanley."

Thank you, Transamerica for clearing up the reason that so many people insist on calling me Stanley.

Mrs. Spit said...


Teaberry said...

This is what I got:

"But unfortunately, Tara was to meet an early end. Just a few months after she was bought, she was squeezed much too hard by birthday party guests..."

Wow... I'm so glad my birthday isn't until November! And I wonder how much it cost to buy me?

Heather said...

Okay the first 2 were just definitions, but this is the 3rd thing on my google list. So funny. Thanks for telling me to search unfortunately or I'd have never seen this.

Heather said...

HAHA. The next one I got says "unfortunately Heather has to work as a hooker!

Also unfortunately Heather and Mean Jean will be back in congress.