Tuesday, September 23, 2008

And then I got home to a birthday present on my front step!

Okay, so it wasn't on my front step, but the sticky note was, even though Fed-Up, I mean Fed-Ex was supposed to leave it there (since I knew I would be home right about when they would deliver as I always pass them in the parking lot) Talk about fueling my anger. But we got it, and all is well. Enough of that rant, onto my goodies.


Let me break it all down for you

1-Progesterone Suppositories. Yes, suppositories. As in they get inserted INTO my vagina 3 TIMES A DAY. (Sorry you had to read that Dad.)

2-My very own sharps container, actual sharps (I know, they aren't really called sharps) and alcohol pads (guess they didn't know I've been "borrowing" them from the Dr's office)

3-Ovidrel-To help evict the follicles once they have turned 18 and are legal (or when they've hit 20mm and are mature, however you want to look at it.)

4-Follistim-To tell my ovaries to start making the follicles!! (I should have done this all in a better order, too late now, I'm too lazy to go back and fix it)

5-Lupron-to tell the ovaries that they are no longer in control, but Michelle is.

They are now nice and comfy in my fridge. If you have been reading this blog for awhile, you will know that Jenn likes a nice organized fridge. Having to give up about a quarter of the fridge to these drugs was a bit stressful for her. Please take note that Jenn arranged it so that the majority of what you see is healthy. Trust me, we aren't.


Mrs. Spit said...


B said...

Jenn, you are a freak..but I love you. Heidi..let the games begin!

Chris said...

Love it!!

I had fun leaving my sharps container in random places. It's definitely a conversation starter!

S. said...

yeah for getting started! aren't all the drugs overwhelming, coming all at once like that?!